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20 November 2007 @ 12:16 am
Crap. Crap.

I knew it was bad news when that slut moved into the house.You can tellby just looking at her that she has no morals. Why the human things let her come in, I'll never know. Stoopid humans. And in she comes, dragging her stinky brood with her. Stoopid kittens have taken over the house. Kittens and their skanky mother everywhere I look.
But did I complain/ No.
Did i fuss? No.
Did I have a big ol' hissy fit? No.
I dealt with it. I accomodated. I adjusted. Heck, I even kinda like that little Laika Bean kid. She's sorta sweet, in a tabby kind of way (Tabbies rule!)
But this.. This ?!?!?!

More kittens?!?!?!?!
They are freakin' everywhere.
I tried to ignore them. That worked for a week or so. Then they started to miew.So I employed my magickal powers of selective deafness. But then they started to wobble around the house. It's hard to ignore stoopid kittens when they are crawling all over one's house. Now they are beginning to show interest in my food and water bowl. Crap! Stoopid kittens and their stank-ho mother!!

My life really sucks right now.

I miss the old days when there WERE NO KITTENS IN MY HOUSE!!
10 October 2007 @ 02:22 pm
Wow, I haven't been around much lately, have I? First, the Grrfriend came for a visit. Then, the mama thing got a new job (like she really had time for anything other than taking care of my needs!) and she hasn't been around much to turn the compooter on for me. And, now, our pooter is acting all weird and crashy.
And, this time, the crashing has nothing to do with me. Or the kittens, even.
I did hear the mama thing on the fone, today, having a loud "conversation" with the fone people things. And that is how our pooter gets to the 'nets, you know. She called them all sorts of things (after she hung) that I won't post here, for fear of the FCC forever ending my pooter privileges. I told her she should have said those things to the people before she hung up, so hey could actually hear her. But she never listens to me. The human things never do.
So, it seems that, sooner or later, we will be getting a better way to the 'nets. Hopefully, that will stop of the crashy-ing. I told the mama thing that, just in case, she should get rid of the kittens, too. But, once again, she didn't listen to me. Stoopid mama thing. Her life would go much smoother if she took all of my advice.
Smoother for her and more tuna and cream cheeses for me. She really shouldlisten to me more often.
05 September 2007 @ 07:40 pm
My human grrrfriend thing is coming!
She is coming tomorrow!
Current Mood: jubilantjubilant
29 August 2007 @ 02:22 pm
The daddy thing just brought in the loveliest bunch of wild nip from the garden of herbage.
Me and the kittens just imbibed. Seriously imbibed.
Those funny little kittens. Cute little scamps...

...Err, woah. I must be really, really stoned.
Current Mood: highhigh
27 August 2007 @ 02:39 pm
Hi, gang.
We are very sad around here. My eldest brother, the Sammy Cat, died last Thursday night. He was 221 years old (I think I have that right; he was really really old).
If you remember, I had mentioned that he been having trouble eating. Well, it turns out that this was because he had had a stroke. I don't really know what that means, other than that his tongue had developed a mind of its own and wouldn't help him when it came time to eat and drink and groom. And Sammy loved to groom, poor fellow. But the human things were doing their best to help him out with all of that.
However, by Thursday, Sammy was getting very tired from having to fight with his own tongue all the time. And he decided he really didn't want to anymore. So, he spent the day saying good bye to everybody then went to his favorite sunning spot to curl up and wait for Bast to come for him. The little kitten, Zen, who will make one heck of a High Priest to our Fair Goddess when he is grown, sat with him for his Final Wait. I was too choked up to do the priestly duties, myself. But Zen did a smash-up job of it.
At 2:30 in the morning, Zen came out and told the daddy thing that Bast had come. Sammy had gone on to the Glorious Goddess's Party.
We will miss him, but we know that he has joined his bestest bud, the Old Boober Tubbs, who he has missed terribly. And, after a couple of centuries, he deserves his rest.
We will miss you, buddy!
19 August 2007 @ 06:36 pm
Well, then.
That Masami creature has had to sPend her days, lately, locked up in the bathroom or in kitty jail. And if she isn't in kitty jail, then the FC is locked up in kitty jail.
I really didn't see this turn of events coming.
But that doesn't mean I won't love every single minute of it.
My enemies are finally getting what they deserve.

Oh, and my profectinal fotograpper human grrrfriend thing is coming to visit soon.
14 August 2007 @ 06:01 pm
How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Years on LJ
Hours left until your suspension3
Your crimeMasturbating. They know.
Who reported youprofane_stencil
Your fateWe'll never forget you, honest.

He didn't have to share it with everyone
03 August 2007 @ 03:57 pm
Wake me when the heat is over.
This summer stuff really sucks.
01 August 2007 @ 03:01 pm
My brother Sam has finally gotten so old (he is 21) that he has trouble eating dried kibble. Very sad for him.
Except that our human things have figured out that he can eat the wet stuff just fine. Good for him.
And best for me is that he makes such a big mess gumming all that wet and juicy food that he flings bits and pieces all over the place when he eats it. And you know that I am such a nice guy that I am happy to clean up after him. Must keep the home tidy, after all.
And only one of them, sadly.
Maftet, one of the little urchins that my stoopid human things have decided to keep, doesn't like cat nip. In fact, she hates it. She runs from the room when it is around, like it offends her nose.
Clearly, she is damaged. But this is damage that I can live with.
I just wish her mother and the other four devil-spawn had the same damage. They keep stealing MY nip!!!!